Good for you. I’m so happy that you don’t eat meat, drink milk, are kinda/sorta/maybe a lesbian or feel that honey farming is another form of slavery. I really don’t want to hear it and keep that kind of talk out of my house.

Here’s the thing, if you have a vegan or vegetarian coming over don’t change your menu. Let them figure it out. People come over because they want a nice meal not to feel guilty for eating a piece of meat. Maybe if I’m feeling nice that day, I’ll make a bit more salad.

I went vegan for one month a few years ago. The first two weeks I felt great. A bit more energy, my bowel movements were regulated so I decided to do it for another two weeks. That’s when everything went to hell. I got an ear infection, bronchitis and in ingrown toenail in two weeks.

I took off more days from work than I did for my trip around the world. My boss called me up after a doctor’s visit and ordered me to eat a steak. And that was the end of my healthy lifestyle.

I’m so glad it’s over; I’d hate to die in perfect health.